Hehe, after a very inspiring weekend in Einsiedeln, Switzerland (http://www.e toy.com/blog/archive/2005/11/13/mamp8734_einsiedeln.html) and many many strange weirdness, I absolutely had to code up the secret magic natas-31tor converter:
http://pol.spurious.biz/cgi-bin/natas-31tor.pl
no. don't ask ! ;-)