Hi, my name is Paul Kremer and I’m a
Excuse me, what now? →
My job is to engineer the machine’s
software in a way that makes the machine useful to us humans.
Whatever. Are you
any good at it? →
Well, not to pat myself on the back, but
I’ve had the chance to work with some great companies that have
done some pretty cool things.
Okay Mr. Fancy
pants, are you any good at modesty too? →
Over the past decade, millions were made
using the software interfaces I’ve helped write.
I guess not. What
else can you tell me about yourself? →
When I’m not writing software, I fiddle
around with open source projects and hang out on reddit.
What a surprise, he
is a nerd. Any other hobbies? →
I walk my chocolate labrador and make
him chase sticks.
Oh, so now you're a
dog trainer too? →
In a nutshell, I truly enjoy the act of
making machines do useful things, and I love collaborating with
So let me see if I
got it right, you’re a software engineer that likes to pet dogs? →
Well, that went quick. Feel free to read more or look elsewhere for resources by me.
Oh, and if you need me, I’m