Hi, my name is Paul Kremer and I’m a software engineer.

Excuse me, what now? →

My job is to engineer the machine’s software in a way that makes the machine useful to us humans.

← Whatever. Are you any good at it? →

Well, not to pat myself on the back, but I’ve had the chance to work with some great companies that have done some pretty cool things.

← Okay Mr. Fancy pants, are you any good at modesty too? →

Over the past decade, millions were made using the software interfaces I’ve helped write.

← I guess not. What else can you tell me about yourself? →

When I’m not writing software, I fiddle around with open source projects and hang out on reddit.

← What a surprise, he is a nerd. Any other hobbies? →

I walk my chocolate labrador and make him chase sticks.

← Oh, so now you're a dog trainer too? →

In a nutshell, I truly enjoy the act of making machines do useful things, and I love collaborating with smart people.

← So let me see if I got it right, you’re a software engineer that likes to pet dogs? →

Well, that went quick. Feel free to read more or look elsewhere for resources by me. Oh, and if you need me, I’m always here.

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